Ship Crew

William Murphy - "Thor's thunder-thighs!"Norman - "I'm beyond miffed, Oort! I'm... I'm PEEVED!"Rho Teller - "If you HAVE to be stupid, at least let me be stupid for you."

Oort - "I DON’T WANT TO CARRY A HEAD AROUND ALL DAY."Yug - "I am here to cure your fear of death. I made handouts."Benson - "I do not have emotions! I have malfunctions..."

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