Oort

I DON’T WANT TO CARRY A HEAD AROUND ALL DAY.

OortAge: 5 Undulon Years, 110 Earth Years

Species: Undulon Gigas

Home Planet: Undulon

Likes: Being helpful, Teeth

Dislikes: Shower time, Yug

Oort is a 12-foot tall diamond monster.

Banished from his home planet of Undulon for unknown reasons, Oort ended up working in a call centre for many years, before being tricked into accepting the parasite Loafer. With a significantly smarter head came higher aspirations, and Loafer used Oort’s body to join the Centauri Mob.

Despite his size, Oort found it difficult being intimidating, as he is not big for an Undulon Gigas.

I HAVE LOTS OF NAMES. OORT. … MYSTERY OORT…

Oort’s biggest asset is that he seems to be indestructible; he has swallowed acid, reflected multiple laser blasts, and has no need for food or oxygen.

However, Oort is… simple.

In fact, Oort’s mental capacity was so low that the mind-controlling Neurons had trouble finding his intellect in order to take over it.

Trivia

  • Oort’s hero is the Gazorbian politician / secret agent Mac Hazard
  • Oort’s outer layer is actually diamond. The red colouring is just one that’s particularly rare on Earth. It’s unknown if the material is just a coating or entirely what Oort is made of.
  • If you broke down the material cost of Oort’s body, you’d have a right old mess.

— THE CREW —

William Murphy  –  Norman  –  Rho Teller  –  Oort  –  Yug  –  Benson 

William Murphy"I'm beyond miffed, Oort! I'm... I'm PEEVED!"Rho TellerOortYugBenson


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